Yogi Berra

These ain't my words, but they sure are good:
From Yogi Berra

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
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You can observe a lot by just watching.
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I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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It's like deja-vu, all over again.
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It ain't over till it's over.
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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
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Thanks Kirt, and http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/y/yogi_berra.html